Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

WHAT????

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

a chinese man pays the full price

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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