I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

thumb_up thumb_down +2

troll----> hahaha---->

thumb_up thumb_down +2

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

homosexual

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops