Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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