Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Thats what she said

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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