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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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