Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Who is John Galt?

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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