What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

ecks! why zee?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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purple pickles

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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