- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

KILL WHITEY

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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