Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Reading books

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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