- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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