- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Guess who is violent. Osama

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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