- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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