What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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