- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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