here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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womens rights

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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