Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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