- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is John Galt?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Chuck norris

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Bags of delicious poop.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

whats worse than school? Summer school

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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