- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

i lyk 2 eet pup

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

why was the old man on the ground he fell

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

womens rights.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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