How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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I <3 Hitler

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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