- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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