a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Knock knock

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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