- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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