how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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what is the color of a burp burple

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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nice tits.

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Justin Bieber

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Anti Joke

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