- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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