- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

I dont have a girlfriend

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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