Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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