- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Anyone can post anything.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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