- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Whats two plus two? Miles

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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