- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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