Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Vagina.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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