bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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the midget went to the midget store

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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