Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

speech and debate.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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