- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

what came first the chicken or the chips

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