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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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