- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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