A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

why was the man sad? his wife died

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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