Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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