- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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