Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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