What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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The Joke Below

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Womans baksetball...

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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