How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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