- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Your mother is so fat.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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