- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

This joke is funny

Ron Paul for President!

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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