XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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