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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Alex Gedrose.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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