- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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