Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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