Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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