- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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