- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

this site is an antijoke

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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