Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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