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Woman's Rights

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Jack Stevens

A midget walked under a bar.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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