The Big Band Theory

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Dusters blow stuff.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

your a vagina says you, your a booby

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

why are balck people black because they are

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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