- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.