- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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