- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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