- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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