- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Cancer.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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