- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people having a Job.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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