How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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