What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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