- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

No your aunties a joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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