what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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