Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Asians

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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