- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

The truth is he loves her!!

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Rebecca Black.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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