the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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