- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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homosexuals are gay

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Knock Knock opens the door

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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