A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Knock Knock *opens the door*

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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