Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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