“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

why did matt die? He had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

are you gay does your mom know

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Robin, Get in the Car

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

mark lawson likes boys

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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