- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A Mormon walks into a bar.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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