- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

womens rights.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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