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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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