- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

anti jokes are for fags

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Killing your friend as a joke.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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