Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

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