- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

whats black and large -me

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

what did the farmer do? plant

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Women's Rights.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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