I wrote a funny joke.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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