How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Well, there's one way...

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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