Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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