- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Good job, son.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

The NBA and womens sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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