- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Justin Bieber's mother.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

david weres the slug gone

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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