Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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